About

Hi, you're probably on this webpage at this very moment to have your question of "who is this chick?" answered. Good question! Too bad I myself don't quite know the answer! So here is a list of random attributes of my personality, my interests, and some accomplishments that may or may not be completely made up.

My name is Emily, physically I am 17 years old, mentally I'm 71. I'm from Toronto, Canada, and I am an accomplished polar bear trainer and igloo architect. I enjoy writing, reading angsty books about the human condition, passionately singing Fiona Apple, and coffee table books. I'm obsessed with the idea of living in Paris, and with the Arctic Monkeys (not the band, the rare breed of chimp that resides in Nunavut)((If you don't know where Nunavut is, it's because it's exclusive)). I vintage shop a lot, and regular shop more often. I make a lot of dumb collages to fill the inside of my journal. I write poetry I have never let anyone read, and I once won first place in a prestigious shower singing competition for my stunning performances.

You can contact me at my email address eawood13@gmail.com !